The Monkey began his Tale of Woe.
Cubic gem stones by Yoda Kiseki
i’m pondering the cubes
The salad-esque tongs in the first one have crossed my wires and made me expect you’re meant to bite into these like Star Trek food cubes.
I sometimes see people argue about one of these circles as though it were all three circles.
Sometimes something can totally make sense in-universe, and fit with the themes of the story, the characters, etc… And you just don’t like it for whatever reason. Maybe it wasn’t done well in spite of that, or touched a nerve, etc.
Maybe you loved a story, and it was an excellent exploration of a character, but it would be totally fair to call out the technical nonsense, and how, even in-universe, it doesn’t add up.
And maybe you thought this episode of a show was GREAT! But it was non-canon, nothing made sense, and, ultimately, it was UTTER NONSENSE.
And so on, and so forth. Heck, you could fairly add more circles to this. I’m keeping it simple with three.
My point is mostly that there’s nuance to opinions, and sometimes, someone not liking something in a story has nothing to do with whether it made sense, or complimented the narrative.
Those things can be separate points. Stories doesn’t have to be a failure at everything to be disliked, or succeed at everything to be liked, and arguing as though that were the case is silly.
Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
I’ve seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:
It’s online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.
My mother thinks this chicken she found and stuck in this skull is really funny because it has “chicken tits” and then she said I had to show you (Tumblr in general) and ask you if you agree with her that “this chicken has tits”
Now she knows a new word and calls it the Cunty Chicken 😞
She has a qwueshchun
“behaving like a rabid wild animal isn’t going to solve all your problems” WRONG nat 20 invocation of werewolf maul lvl 1000000
What they try to bury here is that people uninstalled to switch to better adblockers that actually work to block youtubes bullshit
What’s hilarious to me is I *was* allowing some ads to go through with Enhancer for YouTube on select channels. Now I block all of them! The site is unusable without an ad blocker. So yes I “uninstalled” that ad blocker… and went for a more extreme one.
my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now
seeing a lot of tags on this like “i would do this but my social battery is low and i have social anxiety” great news! so do i! and YOU are the target audience of this post in fact! i speak from experience when i say that if you do this often enough then things will probably get easier for you and you’ll feel a lot less afraid around social environments. literally go to random conventions about vacuums or flea markets near where you live and like talk to the people there. ask them about their weird niche interests or what they’re selling like YOU don’t even have to be the one TALKING the great thing is you can just go to these things to interact with people for like one time and you’ll never have to worry about meeting them again probably. these are great for like test runs of social interactions ok. rule number one of my life do not block yourself off from things you could potentially be interested in because you are afraid of saying the wrong thing at them or something because that will just open you up into spiraling into thinking you are deserving of nothing good like this like you HAVE to stop thinking like that as soon as possible. and not because some random guy on the internet says that it’s good to shut that part of your brain off for whatever reason This is literally for your own benefit. so yeah go down to the library and ask the lady at the desk what her favorite book is not only will it enhance your life it will enhance the lives of others. fucking have fun and fuck it and ball and live joyously even in small doses cuz even small doses of living are still LIVING!!!!!!! GO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!! ITS GREAT
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf
it’s so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking
Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said “look at what a terrible beast you are”
disability rights involves the right to do fuck all. the right to be a useless member of society and STILL be loved and cared for and have a fair standard of living. human beings are not defined by the capital we produce.
As you've asked for asks!:
Do you have any quick-and-dirty book/fic binding methods a terrified-of-failure novice could use to bang something out to get over the first collywobbling step of Actually Doing The Thing? (this may be something I've been meaning to ask for ages)
yes! I absolutely do! in my opinion the best quick-and-dirty bookbinding method is a no-glue pamphlet: you don’t have to mess with glue or measuring or cutting anything, all you need is your text, some paper, a needle and thread. you can use the same needle to punch holes if you don’t have an awl.
this is going to be a little long but that’s because I’m going to write out some fairly detailed instructions for an A5 sized pamphlet. If you don’t want detailed instructions and think you can glean the necessary info from photos, just skip to the photos! I’ve also linked tutorials.
for preparing the text to printing, in whatever software you use (word, libreoffice, gdocs, whatever) make sure your document is set to page size A5. make it look readable. then save as/export that document as a straight-paged PDF. now go to the bookbinder JS tool (https://momijizukamori.github.io/bookbinder-js/), and upload the PDF.
source manipulation: none
printer
paper size: A4
display unit (you can ignore, or choose cm if it gives you anxiety that it automatically displays points)
printer type: select single-sided or duplex accordingly*
rotate paper: ignore
flip on long side: check if you are printing duplex and if your duplex printer flips the paper on the long side
page layout:
tick folio
page scaling: original
page positioning: centered
ignore the rest
flyfleaf: ignore
signature format
tick: standard signatures. in the length drop down, this depends on the type of pamphlet you are doing. for folio i generally find 4-5 pages per signature a comfortable thickness. if you have 6 whole A4 pages you can still do that as a single signature or you can split it into two signatures 3 pages each.
wacky small layouts: ignore this
signature info
click the generate preview button to see what your PDF looks like imposed! I love this step especially when I’m doing quarto (A6) or octavo (A7) sized books
generate output - click this to generate an imposed PDFfor A6 and A7 sized books the instructions are much the same, except for these you make sure the page size is A6 or A7 in your software, and then you choose quarto or octavo instead of folio. for signature length drop down I keep signature length to 1 for octavos typically and 2 for quartos, as this still refers to sheets of paper, and for octavo 1 sheet of A4 paper will turn into 4 smaller sheets in one signature once folded and cut.
*if you don’t have a duplex printer you will have to manually turn the paper to print on the other side. I cannot be arsed with this so I bought a printer capable of duplex printing (I didn’t have a printer anyway). if you already have a printer check what it can do as you might be surprised and go from there.
now to the pamphlets! you don’t need a cover - I have one for the long stitch pamphlet but for the saddle stitch one I didn’t bother and just made sure the first page had a title on it. you can always take a different piece of paper and print a cover on or or just use coloured cardstock and create a simple cover, but a cover is not necessary unless you’re doing a long stitch pamphlet. all you need to do is to punch holes and start sewing. there are a few different stitch types below, I wouldn’t say any of them are more difficult or easier than others, but they do look different so…pick one you like the look of and go from there?
pamphlet stitch (uneven number of holes)
I haven’t ever done a pamphlet stitch but here’s a tutorial for how to do it: https://www.starpointestudio.com/simple-pamphlet-stitch-book-step-by-step/saddle stitch (uneven number of holes)
I realised that what I was thinking of as a pamphlet stitch is actually saddle stitch, as in this A7 pamphlet:here’s a tutorial for how to sew saddle stitch: https://www.bookbindingworkshopsg.com/saddle-stitch-bookbinding-tutorial/
here’s a video tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWHkY5jOoqM (sealemon has a lot of bookbinding tutorials and I know many people who like her videos, I used her tutorial for coptic binding way back when I first made a book but I can’t otherwise vouch for the quality as I haven’t used her videos)french link stitch (even number of holes)
in this one I used french link stitch which I typically use for thicker textblocks that i’m not planning to use tapes with as the french link gives it some robustness, I used it here because I had never done it before and wanted to try it out. I am planning to take these stitches out and re-sew this pamphlet with a cover now that I’ve found a suitable piece of transformer fanart to use as a cover:french link tutorial. it’s quite long but it has a colour coded bit towards the end that shows how the thread is supposed to link which i find very helpful to visualise: https://www.handmadebooksandjournals.com/bindings/french-link-stitch-binding/
here’s a video tutoral from DAS bookbinding (he is my go to for techniques and he has the most soothing Australian accent as well, though fair warning not all of his videos are for beginners): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4ZPdbaM-Ws
long stitch (even number of holes)
for this one I used long stitch and I had a cover. this one is my favourite variation because I can make these pretty and simple covers and the stitch looks nice on the outside as well, so this one scratches the ‘i want to make a book’ itch for me.here’s a tutorial that also includes a how to on a cover that is different from my cover: https://lccprintmaking.myblog.arts.ac.uk/files/2020/06/Long-Stitch-Tutorial-A4.pdf
DAS also has a video tutorial for long stitch but it’s like three videos long, maybe watch it later :'D
here’s one I haven’t watched but seems decent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnignTL_wDQyou can use saddle stitch for this kind of pamphlet as well, that’s what I did for dozens of ships and hundreds of souls (https://ashmouthbooks.tumblr.com/post/681587080267202560).
I hope this helped!!