could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell
Sometimes you see something calling itself the “world’s first _” and you see and you see it and you’re just like “Yeah man, there’s a fucking reason no one did it before”
There are so many things in the world that look amazing so long as they exist in a fantasy world where things don’t break and nothing ever gets dirty
getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled “hey stupid! the bus is that way!” very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes
one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went “this bitch thinks she’s on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom.”
The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards
hi my name is anonymous asker, but you can call me anon. i’m a big fan of your posts and i couldn’t help but notice in your latest one that you failed to clarify a couple points. one with good faith would fill these blanks, but as someone who values journalistic integrity i must ask if you actually support the act of launching the state of connecticut into the sun for fun?
